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happy birthday michelle nolan, i love you.
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[15 Oct 2005|10:53am] |
i've been going on regular dates with nicole and it's pretty sweet. i guess you could say we're dating, i don't know if she'd say that though. i'm talking, late-night movies on the couch, falling asleep on the phone, making out in the park, all that really hot stuff. and it's been completely awesome. almost as awesome as fall out boy, but not quite. i've decided i want to be king arthur for halloween, i know i said i was going to be obi-wan but i've changed my mind. nicole, you can be guinevere, she's really thin and has no breasts so it will be easy. i will paint you up blue and we will fight! to the death. not with each other though.
i'm thinking about making michelle move in with me but then i remember she is married, i always forget since adam is always off on missions across the country. i hear he goes everywhere barefoot and carries nothing but a good book and water. i'm not sure what kinds of missions he's doing but i'm willing to bet it's to better mankind. in the meantime, i think i will just get bunk beds so you can have your own bed when you come over, i mean instead of mine that usually smells like lemonade and jennifer garner. (while i'm on the couch, you perverts!!!). i'd rather move again though and find a large condo that i cannot afford and give you your own room with a margot and richie mural painted on the walls.
no matter what goes on though, i'm still having a halloween party like i do every year. i'm talking bowls of peeled grapes that feel like eyeballs, punch served from a demon's hand and drawing symbols on the floor that i think look cool but end up being real witchcraft and bring all the scary things to life. i hope i really turn into arthur and nicole turns into guinevere so we can have some seriously hot sex. in the dirt. peace out home fries!
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[01 Oct 2005|09:14pm] |
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i don't think people even pay attention to my posts anymore and i cannot say i blame you, i hardly post and when i do it's just to talk about jennifer garner or buffy and not that those are bad topics, but i bet they get old quick. especially since i say the same things over and over again. but i have good news, i took a girl on a date so i have something more exciting than jennifer garner to talk about. no offense, babe. i picked up nicole to take her to the movies and she said that was the most boring date she'd ever heard of so we decided to go bowling instead. i knew this was fate because i love bowling and i love girls who like to go bowling. there's cheap beer, ugly shoes and loud music, there is really nothing in this world better than that. well besides nicole rolling her hot pink bowling ball granny style between her legs, bent over in a denim skirt revealing her strawberry shortcake bloomers. wait, that was actually the dream i had last night, but she does roll granny style. so i made all my balls hit the gutter so that she could win and jump up & down cheering and i bought her a victory beer and she gave me a kiss on the check for being such a good loser. we headed back to her place to play scrabble and i kicked her ass because i'm the scrabble king and then i threw her against the wall and had my way with her. just kidding, she's better than that. but the date was fun and i'm looking forward to taking her out again and then telling you all every detail. i hope next time i get a kiss goodnight.
avril's birthday was the 27th and of course i couldn't take her out because she has like 9876534 friends who come before me... including nater, so instead i just took a picture of my penis, taped it to a jar of olives and sent it to her through ups, i hope it got there okay! happy birthday winky, sorry this post is late, i've been extremely busy trying to get together a jazz band that i can name sixteen candles but i bet that's already taken. our first single is going to be called "thanks for getting my undies back". oh yeah and chilling in mississippi and pretending i don't think jesse is totally nuts. well guys, night is falling and i have a girl to be wooing so i bid you all adieu and wish nothing but the best and all that jazz....
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[24 Sep 2005|08:07pm] |
did the ana with the toes who wanted to listen to the cure with me delete? how come that woman can never last? it most be because she's the only girl who wants to date me, i can imagine how that could drive anyone to deleting themselves. i've been racking my mind trying to come up with something to post about, i remember the good days when i had shit to write about. sure, it was always about the girl i was dating, or the girl i wanna date and drinking until i cry on vin's shoulder but at least i had shit to say. now i have nothing to talk about besides us finally starting to plan a tour, i hope that makes some people happy and doesn't cause others to take their own lives.
other than that i've been hanging out alone, besides the random michelle visit which leads to bad shows on the wb or candy shop visits where my favorite lady still yells at me for eating too many samples. i'm thinking about throwing a halloween party but you're only allowed in if you're in costume and preferably in star wars costume. i'm was thinking about being mace windu and then i decided he's a pussy and i'd rather be obi-wan. although if there's a chance of jennifer garner coming as padme then i want to be anakin. michelle, you can be queen of naboo and nater can be yoda. but all the other roles are open so please feel free to rsvp and bring a dip!
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happy fall!
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[17 Sep 2005|10:04pm] |
( this is what the most beautiful woman in the world looks like )
in other news: michelle's birthday was tuesday and yes of course, we celebrated together. who cares about her bandmates, family and husband i am her best friend and she has requirements to spend holidays with me, snocaps and bad tv. yes i mean gilmore girls. so of course i dressed up like rory and invited her over and had a whole fun gg/bday party ready for her complete with homemade gilmore hats and plates and a huge chocolate on chocolate cake with a little plastic jess on top. i also presented her with a sunkist fountain and trust me, that baby wasn't cheap so i hope she remembers that on my birthday. we threw stuff at the tv together, talked about niptuck coming back and she promised to get me a kimber doll. but what we did isn't as important as the fact that it was her birthday... i know you know all this but you mean more to me than just about anyone and you're really the best friend a guy could have. you could be a little better if you actually had girl friends to hook me up with but really my affairs with jennifer garner and buffy keep me pretty busy anyway. so yeah happy birthday michelle, even though i already told you that with the homemade streamer i made you and remember that i love you forever and today ;-)
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[14 Aug 2005|01:22am] |
dear winky, i've been trying to put how i feel about you into words for quite some time now and i think i finally can. i hope this doesn't make our friendship feel weird....
you put the boom-boom into my heart, you send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts. jitterbug into my brain, goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same. but something's bugging you, something ain't right, my best friend told me what you did last night... left me sleepin' in my bed, i was dreaming, but i should have been with you instead. wake me up before you go-go, don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo!!! wake me up before you go-go, i don't want to miss it when you hit that high ;-) wake me up before you go-go 'cause i'm not plannin' on going solo :-( wake me up before you go-go, take me dancing tonight...... i wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)
you take the grey skies out of my way, you make the sun shine brighter than doris day. turned a bright spark into a flame, my beats per minute never been the same. 'cause you're my lady, i'm your fool, it makes me crazy when you act so cruel!!! come on, baby, let's not fight, we'll go dancing, everything will be all right!!!!
(jitterbug)(jitterbug)
cuddle up, baby, move in tight, we'll go dancing tomorrow night. it's cold out there, but it's warm in bed ;-);-);-) they can dance, we'll stay home instead (jitterbug) wake me up before you go-go, don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo! wake me up before you go-go, i don't want to miss it when you hit that high!!! wake me up before you go-go 'cause i'm not plannin' on going solo :-( wake me up before you go-go..... take me dancing tonight!!!! wake me up before you go-go, don't you dare to leave me hanging on like a yo-yo. take me dancing......
(boom-boom-boom)
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[26 May 2005|10:24pm] |
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what up ladies
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[30 Apr 2005|10:04am] |
i just bought a cure ringtone and it's just not as exciting as i'd hoped. i think (early) 80's songs and rap songs might be the only good ringtones, otherwise they just all sound like shit. i have nothing else to say and i never will. why do shakiras keep coming? i mean no offense and i probably enjoy her more than anyone else but she's not doing anything... so what's the deal? why not just let the love of my life die in peace like the rest of my girlfriends and almost girlfriends????? i just don't understand. britney spears i don't understand you either but i guess that is impossible. i had a chance to see the format and swoon over marko in person but i lost that chance and i then attempted to kill myself but i realized that the new mcs is coming out soon, even though i illegally have it and that new niptuck is coming soon also so i do still have things to live for. and my girlfriend but i'm sure she will be dumping me soon anyway. nicole richie too........ and michelle and adam. but ok after that and bonnie and all the rockstars i love and love me back there's nothing.. besides the cure and game. i love the killers even though all their songs sound EXACTLY THE SAME................................... ok well now that i've made the worst post of my life i am going to try to find a nice e40 ringtone and drink some more gross coffee and mourn the loss of my rabbit. bye.
dear jennifer garner,
can i make you banana pancakes?
love, brian lane ♥
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[17 Apr 2005|05:11pm] |
usher has my password in case i happen to hit six weeks, or get close to it. i was thinking about it though and i don't really see the point. unless i want to post randomly to say i love michelle or bonnie but they both already know that. or to fawn over jennifer garner, who is undeniably mine. then i was talking to this girl i've been seeing on and off lately and she told me i had to stay, if only because she loves me. not to make small of other people's love for me, which i know you all have. but her telling me to stay borders really fucking important. so hilarie and i have finally decided that we're not going to ever get along with anyone better than we do with each other and if best friends cannot date, then really where does that leave you? so there's that and then there's this: i miss being around you guys and i miss my band since it seems like i don't even know them anymore. michelle keeps in touch so there's obviously a really good thing but i really cannot say that for anyone else. thanks for reminding me i was at five weeks though, bonnie. i love you. more to come, I SWEAR!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JENNIFER GARNER YOU'RE AMAZING!
( hilarie )
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[12 Mar 2005|10:19am] |
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i'm moving away to try and find myself and make my band better, i will try to be around once every six weeks just to be annoying though. peace up, a town down bye folks!
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[26 Feb 2005|12:12am] |
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i got the rules of attraction tonight while i was out because i love nothing more than buying good movies at cheap prices and i have a few things to say about it. i've only seen the movie all the way through maybe like three times so i sat down and prepared to really enjoy it. besides the obvious things like how fucking annoying it is that lauren and sean do not end up together i am really confused about one thing: did she ever date victor, did she even know victor?? because you know in the end which is actually the beginning of the movie she talks about him as if she doesn't know him and mentions him just being back from europe.. so why did she have a framed picture of him.. why did she act like they dated.. did she take too many rolls??? is she just nuts?? i mean based on her haircut and that she gave eric stoltz head that answer is pretty obvious but i mean.. someone please enlighten me unless you feel like the movie changed your life in which case i do not want to hear what you have to say.
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[16 Feb 2005|09:06pm] |
jennifer garner you are truly amazing. not that anyone is unaware of this but fuck man. i feel like i'm going to die every time i watch alias and you get that look on your face that signifies the end of the world or something very close to it. you're just fucking perfect. i am talking just about your acting here too, i will not even get into your features since i am practicing this whole thing where i don't talk about how hot every girl is for a least a month. i am sure it won't get me a date with the person who counts but i still like to do things that make her happy.
bonnie and i have been living together for about 15 days and it's fucking awesome. she makes coffee for me every morning and really there is nothing else you have to do to win my heart. we have this huge harry potter calendar hanging in the kitchen with all our tv shows marked on it. between svu, alias, csi: vegas and adult swim all of our time is really spent sitting in front of one of the many tvs in the house. i've always heard that tv rots your brains but how can you ignore it when it's as good as it is lately? by the way, csi: vegas is the only one i really enjoy. of course i might just be in heterosexual love with stokes but miami and new york just do not do it for me. i have new york on right now so i can almost pretend it's vegas but the theme song isn't even as cool.
i really want to see saw, i didn't try to rent it yesterday because i knew they would all be gone but i'm betting on them being back tomorrow, so get ready bonnie because i know you love scary movies :-) i mean, i know i love it when you scream and grope me on accident while trying to hide your eyes. i don't usually do this at the end of my posts but since i didn't mention you guys and i do love you i am going to drop names ............................ hi nicole adam and michelle i love you immensely.
on a band note, we have new merch so go buy it.
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[12 Feb 2005|11:57am] |
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you know what, i really miss britney spears. i mean real britney as in 'oops i did it again' and 'britney' britney. i just put in oops i did it again so bonnie would have a good reason to dance around in her underwear and it worked. i think she loves stronger just as much as i do. we decided we're going to make our own britney spears videos tonight, you are all invited. i have nothing else to say besides that i love britney and bonnie.
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[01 Feb 2005|10:15am] |
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i went over to a friend's house last night because she wanted to cook for me and i left sick as a dog. she has four cats, which in my personal opinion is way too fucking many. who needs four cats? but anyway, cats make me sick as hell and i just sat on her couch watching orange county complaining about my eyes and she just kept laughing and dancing around while pretending to throw "allergies" in my eyes. i told her that wasn't funny but she refused to believe me. so i missed everwood to have an allergic reaction but at least i got to spend time with a good friend. i always forget how much fun it is to just sit around with someone you really like and just laugh with them. i never laugh with anyone the way i laugh with her.
so i asked bonnie to move in with me because i need a roommate and i cannot imagine anyone better than her and she said yes (!!!!!) the most exciting thing here is the tv schedule because we both like the same things so we're totally set. and michelle you can now come over for not only gilmore parties but svu parties too. jennifer garner you're more than welcome to come over for alias parties...
i'm almost out of creamer and don't feel like going to the store anytime soon so i'll have to keep using my organic milk. let me tell you a gross story about that: i had some in a to-go coffee mug a few days ago and left it somewhere and when i was rinsing it out to take it home the coffee looked like snot like actual snot. real nasty snot too. it was so sick. i have no moral though.
i'm actually done with this post, i have no reason for posting besides saying hi to my best friend, jesse lacey.
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i ♥ нιlαяιε bυятoи
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[18 Jan 2005|06:59am] |
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okay three very important things before i get this big day started. first of all natalie portman stop making me crazy with those pictures and everyone else, stop looking at her. no offense natalie, but i liked it better when you weren't so popular and i was just gushing over your older posts and calling you a fox. stop being in movies that people think are cool enough to obsess over. not that they are not really but if you make more movies that people don't think make them an intellect for liking then maybe they will go back to obsessing over someone else like, i don't know, britney spears? but this isn't all i have to write about, i just wanted to make three parts.
bonnie mckee. i stopped by the market the other morning to pick up the essential items for any good breakfast: cheesecake and livewire. no i am kidding, i also got eggs and other kosher items for bonnie's sake, stole some flowers on an old chinese man's "store" and skipped on over to bonnie's place. which might i add, is decorated with stabler stuff from front to back and then like a small brand new shrine above her bad. ahem i mean a small brian lane shrine ;-) but anyway, i loved taking you out for shoes and i loved cooking for you and i want to do both of them more often. i feel like i haven't talked to you enough lately at all. let's visit the park maybe, too.
david likes to say really crude things about me just because i flirt with everyone in the world but i am pretty sure that before we were going to date "FOR REAL" we both talked about hitting on everyone else too. or at least i was thinking it. but if we are trying this thing, which i am still not sure about, then you're going to have to let me hit on massive amounts of females but continue to be homo-curious, strictly for you. :-)
that's all folks, have a splendid day.
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[09 Jan 2005|02:53pm] |
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fuck here we go. i've managed to turn into something that i cannot even laugh at. when i read my older posts at the very least i was funny, even if all i talk about is the cure. well and sarah michelle gellar, charmed and dr. troy, but what more does the world need? oh yeah, VILLE VALO <3 but this isn't the point. i think since brooke and i decided to permanently go our separate ways i just gave up on trying to do much but bang on drums, which might sound pathetic but it's not, at all. i cannot do this, king of the hill is on and it's breaking my concentration big time, peggy just pulled out a mace, why didn't i ever have a teacher like that? anyway, i have big plans today to take bonnie out shoe shopping because i am ace when it comes to that and i don't only wear vans. this post didn't get any better but at least it's not just a one-liner so i am working on it. i was going to ask sarah michelle gellar out but i got shy. i have three very important questions for those of you who spend all your time online and should know more than me:
1) when does season three niptuck start
2) when does new season charmed start
3) same but with everwood
thank you and good day
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[27 Dec 2004|07:05pm] |
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
breaking news: i am buying a movie store and naming it movie shack since there will be dvds so video shack wouldn't work and i am selling only candy you get at the theatre but really cheap and we will have a fountain soda and popcorn maker too. michelle is co-owner and i am now taking applications for employees!!! ps you can have a your picks rack ;)
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